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November 23, 2008 09:58 PM EST --   I like my pings! ‹(•¿•)› ‹(•¿•)›   I want my pings.  I need my pings. ‹(•¿•)›  ‹(•¿•)› I'm pingable! ‹(•¿•)› I'm seriously pinging that we need all . . . more
November 07, 2008 09:14 PM EST -- The teacher of this second grader told me this story at lunch in the teacher's lounge.  She had a seven year old who struggled to write.  She would grasp her fat pencil so tightly and . . . more
July 14, 2008 04:19 PM EDT -- Not me!  I"m laughing! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25673 Article by Associated Press. more
July 22, 2008 09:20 PM EDT -- My best friend and I were at a party.  She and I are as close if not closer than two sisters.  We were at a party the other day, and suddenly, wham-0, she's wearing the shirt of the woman . . . more
October 30, 2008 08:27 PM EDT -- My dog weighs in at 115 lbs.  He eats enough for three regular sized Golden Retrievers or 42 Lhasa Apsos, or 312 teacup poodles.  What do they have that he doesn't have? They bark.  . . . more
August 30, 2008 02:50 AM EDT -- what would it be? I would be taller by two inches. more
September 21, 2008 08:53 PM EDT -- I don't think I do.  I look at things that are supposed to be funny, and all I see is nudity, sex, and lies. Have you ever noticed this?  I must have no sense of humor.  If you watch . . . more
November 04, 2008 02:47 PM EST -- We in Oklahoma know wind.  Wind is our enemy.  Today, the wind is blowing at a sustained thirty mles per hour.  Gust are higher.  So? I live in a town with few stores.  I hate . . . more
November 23, 2008 08:31 PM EST -- He got new big boy Spiderman underware, and he called me to tell me. I said, "Wow!  I see them.  You are such a big boy." Then, he went and turned off the lights and started laughing.  . . . more
July 24, 2008 08:28 PM EDT -- While taking our evening walk, my husband and I spotted a pack of skunks.  Actually, it was a mama and about six babies.  They were walking across an empty lot next to several new houses.  . . . more
October 07, 2008 10:17 AM EDT -- Do you remember want ds for employment listed as Men, Women, General? Do you remember signs posted over drinking fountains, Negro, White? Do you remember when television didn't allow Women . . . more
November 17, 2008 08:40 AM EST -- She has a crush on a Dallas Cowboy's football player named Romo.  I don't know anything about the guy, but she gets excited when she sees football, and asks her daddy to watch it with her.  . . . more
October 07, 2008 10:04 AM EDT -- Why is a parkway called "A place to drive?" Why is a driveway called "A place to park?" Why is a Why are shrimp called "Jumbo shrimp?"   Please add . . . more
October 05, 2008 12:52 PM EDT -- I went to see the movie last night.  It was a spoof on the anti-American rhetoric in this country and how it's nothing new.  It happened during WWII and of course the sixties.  . . . more
October 06, 2008 09:23 PM EDT -- Ever noticed, how many excuses there are for a so called sale?  Some of these are not so easy, but always fun.  I started collecting "sales" a few years ago. . . . more
August 06, 2008 10:06 PM EDT -- That's right!  You are not allowed to throw human waste at anyone at the Democratic National Convention. Question?  Do we really need such a law? Is this for real?  I think . . . more
October 01, 2008 05:44 PM EDT -- Joe Biden says: He was shot at in Afghanastan. His helipcopter was brought down. When the stock market crashed in 1929, President Roosevelt went right on television to tell the American people. . . . more
July 10, 2008 07:37 PM EDT -- Mexican Word of the Day:  WAFER I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, dirty rats didn't wafer me.. Mexican Word of the Day: JULY Ju told me ju were going to tha . . . more
July 29, 2008 08:33 PM EDT -- Not all birds mind you, just the dang bird that ate my fig off my fig tree.  The trees are young and are yielding about three figs a day.  One red dark juicy fig was left on the tree with the . . . more
November 23, 2008 09:32 PM EST --        Don't you just love remodeling? My house is in the process of being overhauled. We have been living amongst the ruins for a few months now. I thought I would share . . . more
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